
1 / 7
Featured
August 2026
3 links
371.9 mi
Tortilla Legs
The object
It's a statue of a man named Tortilla Legs sitting in a chair.
The curse
“Every meal you cook will feel like it's missing something... A tortilla, perhaps?”
Chain of custody
- 1CanklesoriginThe Adam's Residence+181.4 mi

- 2Dogtor PawsteinVan+190.5 mi
“Be careful leaving your back door open on your car. Hitch hikers may snag a ride.”
- 3apples72782Direct handoff
“Manually transferred — prior holder had no QR tools to log it.”
Want to track its travels?
“Make an account, youngster, and I’ll tie this curse to your ledger — follow where it roams, rack up your finds, and climb my leaderboard. No pressure. The chain holds either way.”
Comments (3)
A
apples72782
We were missing a cheeseburger and I think it was pepper legs
D
Dogtor Pawstein
I made some tots…. But felt like something was missing. Am I losing my mind or is something fishy going on?
C
Cankles
This is the beginning.. Of all of it.

