Curse Details
You. I should've known.
Tortilla Legs
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Featured
August 2026
3 links
371.9 mi

Tortilla Legs

The object

It's a statue of a man named Tortilla Legs sitting in a chair.

The curse

“Every meal you cook will feel like it's missing something... A tortilla, perhaps?”

Chain of custody

  1. 1
    Cankles
    origin
    The Adam's Residence+181.4 mi
    planting
  2. 2
    Dogtor Pawstein
    Van+190.5 mi

    “Be careful leaving your back door open on your car. Hitch hikers may snag a ride.”

  3. 3
    apples72782
    Direct handoff

    “Manually transferred — prior holder had no QR tools to log it.”

Want to track its travels?

“Make an account, youngster, and I’ll tie this curse to your ledger — follow where it roams, rack up your finds, and climb my leaderboard. No pressure. The chain holds either way.”

Comments (3)

Want to add your two cents, youngster? You’ll need an account first.

A
apples72782
We were missing a cheeseburger and I think it was pepper legs
D
Dogtor Pawstein
I made some tots…. But felt like something was missing. Am I losing my mind or is something fishy going on?
C
Cankles
This is the beginning.. Of all of it.
A Word From Pepper Legs

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