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“Wear your curse on your back. Or stick it on things. I'm told this is how the young people express themselves now.”

Support Pepper Legs

$15 buys a year of ad-free cursing, a QR sticker sheet in the post, premium badges, AI curse portraits — and an old woman’s thanks.

QR Sticker Sheet

A kiss-cut sheet of 16 numbered Pepper Legs stickers. Each scans to bind whichever curse you’re holding — no need to have them all ready first. Ships to your door.

Scan a sticker to bind it to a curse, then place the curse from your inventory when you’re ready.

$12.00
Pepper Legs Trucker Cap
2/2

Pepper Legs Trucker Cap

$27.50
Pepper Legs Golf rope cap
2/2

Pepper Legs Golf rope cap

$18.00
Premium pique polo shirt
4/4

Premium pique polo shirt

$25.00
Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
3/3

Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

$22.50
The Snooping Tote
2/3

The Snooping Tote

$18.00
The Shaming Mug
3/4

The Shaming Mug

$18.00
Unisex classic tee - Tortilla Curse
3/3

Unisex classic tee - Tortilla Curse

$25.00
Unisex Hoodie
3/3

Unisex Hoodie

$37.00

I expected better. I don't know why I keep expecting better.