“Do you have any idea what mothballs cost these days? Support Pepper Legs and I'll quiet down. Temporarily.”
Curses & Leaderboard
"Snoop the mischief, then see who's on top. Don't let it go to your head, youngster."
Tortilla Legs
Every meal you cook will feel like it's missing something... A tortilla, perhaps?
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World's smallest teacup
You will forget to do the dishes and this tiny cup is the only one available. "Do I hand wash a bigger cup or just drink many... many tiny cups?" That is your choice to make..
Bananas the orangutan
You will be certain of various facts. Facts that are clearly untrue.
Tin of plenty
You find that you have way too many mundane objects. They just keep appearing.. "Where are all of these dryer sheets coming from?"
Ball-o-peace
The peace orb absorbs all nearby peace. It is now slightly uncomfortable to throw up the peace sign.
Tortilla Legs
Every meal you cook will feel like it's missing something... A tortilla, perhaps?