Curse Details
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Bananas the orangutan
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Bananas the orangutan

The object

A statue of an orangutan. Don't correct me.. just.. I need this to be correct.

The curse

“You will be certain of various facts. Facts that are clearly untrue. ”

Chain of custody

Nothing here. You've been busy doing absolutely nothing, I see.

Want to track its travels?

“Make an account, youngster, and I’ll tie this curse to your ledger — follow where it roams, rack up your finds, and climb my leaderboard. No pressure. The chain holds either way.”

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Empty. Like my patience.

A Word From Pepper Legs

“Do you have any idea what mothballs cost these days? Support Pepper Legs and I'll quiet down. Temporarily.”